Monday, March 12, 2007

prayers being answered

Many of you know that I have recently had many vivid dreams of owning, loving and cuddling on a new hybrid pet. One was a snow white puppy with a scottish fold kitten head, the other was a color-changing cat-snake with Iggy's head and no feet and a desire to cuddle at all times. I saw a puppy name Griffin yesterday that was a beagle German Shep mix and I almost puked in my mouth from the cuteness. Soooooo, now my dream is coming closer with the toyger! My friend Jamie has always wanted to breed miniature lions, and this comes close. I think Jamie wanted to just get fluffy cats from the shelter and trim them to look like miniature lions and sell them as the lates in designer pets. Toygers- introduced to my thrilled eyes by cute overload. Tomorrow I'm going to Michael's house to cuddle Iggy all afternoon while we watch One Life to Live together. He's my lil toy panther.

Sunday, March 11, 2007

Olympic birdsnest

As Michael said, I 'm not always a fan of the more modern than modern style in architecture, but the upcoming Chinese Olympic stadium is really f'ing cool.

Wednesday, March 7, 2007

jobbity jobs

Searching for a job around here is pretty tough, but nothing compared to Olympia. This morning I interviewed for a position I want so bad I wont jinx it by stating what or where it was. I wanted it so bad I turned into a complete freak. My stress level was at an all-time high. The woman I interviewed with was wonderful, warm, congenial, relaxed. However, I had already passed the point of no return with my nervousness. I stammered a few times, and the worst of the worst was when I felt my face start uncontrollably contorting- like I'd burst into stress tears. I kept biting my lip and trying to smile, but always aware that I must seemed like a real weirdo. I did let her know that I was nervous and excited, and we seemed to get on well. Cross yer fingers for me, y'all!

Monday, March 5, 2007


My craftiness is currently being featured in Sister Diane's (Church of Craft leader in PDX) cool new blog: DIY alert . The site is more than a blog, there is a calendar of events of all things crafty and great resources for Portlanders! Thanks Diane :)

Friday, March 2, 2007

Tyrannasaurus Ass

Favorite narcisist of mine, Tyra Banks, has been increasingly jumping on the curvaceous pride/positive body image bandwagon. I suspect that it is because she has been gaining weight since before she officially retired, and she is prolly sick of starving and/or god knows what she had to do to remain inhumanly thin. I saw her reach melodramatic tears when she announced pridefully that there are two plus-sized models in this cycle's ANTM. God how I hate her acting and am shocked by her audacity, and god help me for how much i just LOVE her. Please, please tell me why!

ps- did you notice how many time I say "god" in this post? I don't know wtf...

douchelord & twatbomb

for a seriously good time, you've got to go to this treasury list on etsy
Or, just go directly to the brilliant shop of maybe you should die

I was really a-chucklin'!